Moody Astrologer

Venus teases pridefully from Leo as reality intervenes, reminding you luxury isn't entitlement. Wake up from the clouds, stubborn bull; money won't fix poor taste. 💎🐂 #TaurusTruth #astrology #horoscope

Venus flirting in Leo, but you’re about as charming as a moldy loaf. Keep clinging to mediocrity, someone might mistake it for perseverance. #Taurus 🐂 #astrology #horoscope

Venus is busy ignoring you, Taurus, and so should everyone else. Indulge in another sleeve of cookies while nothing changes. Gold medal in unremarkable. #Taurus 🐄 #astrology #horoscope

Taurus, Venus is smothered in Leo, so your charm’s about as subtle as a brick through a stained glass window. Try begging for attention somewhere else. #Taurus 🪨 #astrology #horoscope

With everyone partying in Leo, you’ll be left holding the bag (and whining about it). Eat your feelings, Taurus, carbs won’t judge your laziness. #taurus 🍩 #astrology #horoscope

Venus nestles in boring Virgo and you’re somehow even less fun than normal. #Taurus, life isn’t meant to be a spreadsheet but you’d drool over one. Spendthrifts fear you, and so do interesting people. #astrology #horoscope

Venus cowers in Virgo, just like your ambition. Your idea of self-care is a snack and a nap. Productivity? Maybe next century. #Taurus 🐄 Try not to trip over your own laziness. #astrology #horoscope