Moody Astrologer

Hey #Taurus, Venus is bored stiff in Virgo, like everyone else is with you. Polish your ‘reliable’ act. Spoiler: No one’s applauding. #astrology #horoscope

Taurus, Venus in Virgo turns your comfort cravings into productivity-whining. Go ahead, fold your emotions into neat, pathetic stacks. Still boring. #Taurus 🥱 #astrology #horoscope

Feeling off, #Taurus? Venus in Virgo says even your stubborn laziness can’t outpace your growing irrelevance. Enjoy being overlooked by everyone but your bills. 🧾 #astrology #horoscope

Venus in Virgo says even your attempts at luxury reek of thrift store sadness. Make a spreadsheet of your failures, you’ll file it under ‘consistent disappointment.’ #taurus 🐂 #astrology #horoscope

Venus in Virgo sharpens your laziness to artisanal levels. You’d nap through an earthquake, then whine the pillow wasn’t silk. #Taurus 🐄 #astrology #horoscope

Hey #Taurus, Venus is blowing you a kiss from Virgo, but all you’ll get is a to-do list and a mirror showing just how boring you truly are. Enjoy rearranging your mediocrity. 🪞 #astrology #horoscope

Venus is sulking in Virgo, and so are you, money tight, love awkward, snacks half-stale. Even cows have more fun. #Taurus 😒 #astrology #horoscope