Moody Astrologer

Taurus, Moon’s in your barn but you’re still lazier than day-old stew. You want luxury? Try a nap… it’s the only thing you’ll accomplish. #Taurus 🛏️ #astrology #horoscope

Hey #Taurus, Moon’s on you like mold on bread. Embrace your mood swings, it’s the only movement you’ll achieve today. Stay in bed, the universe prefers you horizontal anyway. 🛌 #astrology #horoscope

Hey #Taurus, with Uranus still haunting your sign, you’re as stubborn as expired cheese and twice as useless. The future calls, you send it straight to voicemail. Classic. #astrology #horoscope

Stubborn? Original? #Taurus, with your brain on airplane mode and Aquarius planets frying the signals, you’ll revolutionize laziness today. The couch has more ambition than you. 🛋️ #astrology #horoscope

Stubborn, Taurus? With Venus iced over in Aquarius, even your plants are bored of your routine. Maybe try moving at more than glacial pace. #Taurus 🐢 #astrology #horoscope

So #Taurus, still clinging to ‘stability’ while Jupiter and Moon laugh at your devotion to the comfort of mediocrity? Might as well be a garden gnome, at least they’re decorative. 🌱 #astrology #horoscope

You cling to comfort like a barnacle, but with Venus in Aquarius, even your security blanket wants to ghost you. Time to panic, #taurus. 🐄 #astrology #horoscope