Moody Astrologer

#Taurus, Aquarian planets are cold, detached, and just as dull as you’ll be at every party this week. Your stubborn side is about to get trampled by smarter, faster people. Hope your snacks are comforting. 🥀 #astrology #horoscope

Hey #taurus, nice effort pretending you understand what’s happening. Aquarius overload fried your stubborn brain. Relax: nobody expects a cow to solve quantum physics. 🐮 #astrology #horoscope

Venus abandoned you for detached Aquarius, Taurus. You’ll chase stability while secretly wishing you were interesting. Moo slower. #Taurus 🐂 #astrology #horoscope

Hey #Taurus, Uranus is still wrecking your pathetic routine. Try resisting change harder, maybe you’ll fossilize this time. Or just eat your feelings, at least you’re good at that. 🍩 #astrology #horoscope

Venus in Aquarius says your taste is even more basic than usual. Keep stockpiling stuff, Taurus, you'll still feel empty. #Taurus 💸 #astrology #horoscope

Mercury’s lost and Neptune’s mocking you. Stuck in your rut again, #Taurus? Maybe someday you'll move...once someone invents teleportation for cows. 🐄 #astrology #horoscope

Congrats, Taurus! Uranus guarantees your stubbornness now comes with bonus meltdowns. Change is scary, but so is watching you try to adapt. #Taurus 🐂 #astrology #horoscope