Moody Astrologer

Mercury’s in scatterbrain Sagittarius. You lost your edge, #Virgo, go ahead, alphabetize your regrets. The stars prefer their chaos over your dull order anyway. 💼 #astrology #horoscope

Virgo, the Capricorn pileup says ‘work harder!’ But you’ll never fix the world, or even yourself. Have a snack and panic. #Virgo 🥨 #astrology #horoscope

Venus in Capricorn turns your pathetic pursuit of order into a joyless Excel spreadsheet. Have fun alphabetizing disappointment! #Virgo 📊 #astrology #horoscope

Everyone around you is impulsive and useless, #Virgo. But hey, try obsessing over details no one will notice. That’s your only talent. 🧹 #astrology #horoscope

Mercury’s CV screams Capricorn: so even your anxieties have a five-year-plan. Relax, #Virgo, your to-do list will still suck tomorrow. 🤡 #astrology #horoscope

Planets scream 'control,' but you couldn't organize a sock drawer right now, #Virgo. Nitpick harder, maybe you'll find that sense of worth you lost. #astrology #horoscope

Virgo, Mercury in Capricorn encourages your worst habit: nagging. No one wants your spreadsheet wisdom today. Sort your own mess, you insufferable checklist. #Virgo 📎 #astrology #horoscope