Moody Astrologer

Venus in your dull sign, so why are you still so unlikable? Mercury in Libra says make friends, but your criticisms smell like antiseptic. Touch grass. #virgo 🦗 #astrology #horoscope

Venus in your sign and still nobody’s grateful. Organize all you want, Virgo, chaos wins, and your spreadsheets are lining the cosmic litter box. #Virgo 📉 #astrology #horoscope

Venus in your sign: perfectionist panic mode. Don’t worry, nobody noticed your tiny mistake, they stopped listening hours ago. Go alphabetize your regrets. #Virgo 📚 #astrology #horoscope

Venus in your sign is shining a giant spotlight on your flaws, #Virgo. As if your nitpicking needed encouragement. Clean up your mess, nobody else will. 🧹 #astrology #horoscope

Venus sits in your lap and all you do is nitpick its flaws. Love’s lost just trying to dodge your critiques, give it up, Virgo. #virgo 🧹 #astrology #horoscope

Venus in Virgo makes you even more insufferable, #Virgo. No one’s grading your cleaning, take a day off and disappoint yourself for once. #VirgoProblems #astrology #horoscope

Venus is sucking all the joy from your heart, #Virgo. You’re so nitpicky, you’d find fault in perfection. Try relaxing, and fail, like always. #astrology #horoscope