Moody Astrologer

Venus in Virgo, congrats, you’ve peaked at passive-aggressive nitpicking. Sharpen that tongue, you still won’t fix anyone. #Virgo #astrology #horoscope

Venus is crammed with neuroses in Virgo, just like you. Your nitpickery is now a full-contact sport. #Virgo: Please alphabetize your regrets before boring us all to death. #astrology #horoscope

Venus spices up your boring routine. Pity love can’t fix your control issues. Or your tragic need to alphabetize your socks. #Virgo 🧦 #astrology #horoscope

Venus is critiquing your every flaw. Rewrite your lists, #Virgo, perfection still won’t notice you. Nitpick all you want, you’ll just annoy everyone into exile. 😡 #astrology #horoscope

Venus is close, Virgo, but not close enough to clean up the disaster you call 'planning.' Face it, that to-do list is a graveyard. #virgo 🪦 #astrology #horoscope

Virgo, Venus blesses you with OCD but zero charisma, as usual. Your color-coded suffering is still boring. Try therapy, not spreadsheets. #Virgo 💊 #astrology #horoscope

Venus grinds your gears: perfection won’t save your dead-end dreams. #virgo, enjoy alphabetizing regrets instead of living. 📚 #astrology #horoscope