Moody Astrologer

Virgo, Mercury’s on vacation. Time to alphabetize your self-loathing, since you can’t control anything else. Spreadsheets can’t fix you. #Virgo #astrology #horoscope

Scorpio Sun and Venus hit, but you’re too busy nitpicking mildew to have fun. Loosen up, Virgo, it won’t kill you (probably). #Virgo #astrology #horoscope

Virgo, your nitpicking is legendary, yet Mercury and Mars hand you chaos and still you think a checklist fixes everything. Spoiler: It doesn’t. #Virgo 📋 #astrology #horoscope

Moon’s in your sign, Virgo, but all you get is heightened neurosis. Nitpick yourself into an ulcer, nobody cares about your color-coded apocalypse. #Virgo 📉 #astrology #horoscope

Moon’s stuck in your own sign, you’re the walking, breathing embodiment of a never-ending spreadsheet. Judge all you want, no one asked. #Virgo 📊 #astrology #horoscope

Moon in your sign, Virgo, so your nitpicking hits sub-atomic levels. You’ll alienate everyone and still find a typo in your own rant. Bravo. #Virgo 🧹 #astrology #horoscope

Moon in Libra can’t balance your mess. Try organizing your failures alphabetically for a change. #virgo 📉 #astrology #horoscope