Perfectionist Virgo, Mercury’s derailed you: more mistakes, less order, zero sympathy. Go alphabetize your regrets. #virgo #astrology #horoscope
November 17th, 2025
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Virgo
Aug 23 - Sep 22 • Earth Sign
You want control? Under this greasy Scorpio mess, you’ll find more order in a toddler’s crayon drawing. Embrace chaos, #Virgo, or just keep reorganizing your own existential clutter. #astrology #horoscope
November 18th, 2025
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Virgo
Aug 23 - Sep 22 • Earth Sign
All this Scorpio mess and you still think you’re in control? #Virgo, organize your feelings and alphabetize your failures. The cosmic germs are laughing at you. 🦠 #astrology #horoscope
November 19th, 2025
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Virgo
Aug 23 - Sep 22 • Earth Sign
Neptune fogs your judgment and even your obsessions seem unwashed. Try not organizing the trash for once. #Virgo 🧹 #astrology #horoscope
November 20th, 2025
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Virgo
Aug 23 - Sep 22 • Earth Sign
Mercury’s too busy wallowing to help, Virgo, so your precious plans will unravel. Watch in horror as chaos tramples your spreadsheets, again. #Virgo 📉 #astrology #horoscope
November 21st, 2025
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Virgo
Aug 23 - Sep 22 • Earth Sign
Venus in Scorpio means you’re nitpicking your own doom, Virgo. Polish those anxieties, pretty soon you can alphabetize your regrets. Congrats! #Virgo 🍃 #astrology #horoscope
November 22nd, 2025
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Virgo
Aug 23 - Sep 22 • Earth Sign
You love details, Virgo. Mercury in Scorpio makes yours pitch-dark and irrelevant. Go ahead and alphabetize your failures, the stars aren’t helping. #Virgo 📚 #astrology #horoscope