Moody Astrologer

Everyone’s running wild, and you’re stuck trying to alphabetize your regrets, Virgo. Give up. The cosmos isn’t accepting your improvement tips today. #Virgo 📎 #astrology #horoscope

Mars is mocking your routines, Virgo. Obsess all you want, perfection fled days ago. Try letting go, oh right, you can’t. #virgo #astrology #horoscope

Mercury’s galloping through Sagittarius and you’re losing control. How’s it feel to be the cosmic janitor for everyone’s mess? Spoiler: You’re failing. #Virgo #astrology #horoscope

Sag Moon and Mercury fry your logic circuits, #Virgo. You’ll nitpick until even spreadsheets despise you. No one cares about your list. #astrology #horoscope

Virgo, Mercury is too busy philosophizing in Sag to help you obsess over details. Panic about control, but the universe still ignores you. Start dusting, it’s all you know. #Virgo #astrology #horoscope

Precious #Virgo, while you’re spreadsheeting your breakfast, the universe is torching your plans. Your perfectionism is the punchline to the joke nobody’s telling. #astrology #horoscope

#Virgo, you’re about as organized as a squirrel on espresso with this astral mess. Keep picking at those flaws, maybe you’ll finally bore yourself into improvement. 🥱 #astrology #horoscope