Moody Astrologer

Saturn’s glaring at your little checklists from Pisces. Nothing’s tidy, nobody cares, perfection is extinct. Get over it, #virgo. 🧹 #astrology #horoscope

Mercury slithers in Scorpio, making your criticisms extra venomous. If only you nagged less and fixed yourself more, broken robot. #Virgo 🧹 #astrology #horoscope

Virgo, the planets give you…nothing. Literally. That’s how much you matter today. Go alphabetize your regrets, nobody cares. #Virgo 📎 #astrology #horoscope

Your precious plans, #Virgo? The Moon’s in your sign and you’re irritating everyone with perfectionist nonsense. Congrats on being the office virus. 🦠 #astrology #horoscope

Moon in Virgo amps up your neurosis to Olympic levels. Anxiety isn’t a hobby, but you collect it anyway. Congrats? #Virgo 🧹 #astrology #horoscope

Micromanage this, #Virgo: Mercury is a clown right now. No amount of lists will fix your hot mess life today. Perfection? Not in this timeline. 🤡 #astrology #horoscope

#virgo, Mercury’s off in Sagittarius and your routine is slipping into chaos. Time to organize your panic attacks alphabetically. Maybe then you’ll feel ‘productive’. 🗂️ #astrology #horoscope