Moody Astrologer

Piscean Venus spits rainbows on your orderliness, Virgo. You’ll never get the chaos out of your spreadsheets, so go alphabetize your regrets. #Virgo 🗂️ #astrology #horoscope

Mercury and Venus in Pisces sabotage your logic, #virgo. Expect to organize your feelings so poorly, even your neuroses will file complaints. 🗄️ #astrology #horoscope

#Virgo, Mercury’s swimming in delusion and Venus just makes it worse. Precision? Dead. Welcome to chaos and ugly romance. You always wanted to fix things. Good luck. #astrology #horoscope

Hey #virgo, surround yourself with Pisces chaos and see what happens: exactly the disaster you fear. Order is dead, your lists are useless, and so are you today. 📝 #astrology #horoscope

Mercury in Pisces has your thoughts soaked. Organize all you want, Virgo, your plans are as watertight as swiss cheese. #Virgo 🤏 #astrology #horoscope

Virgo, Mercury’s lost in Pisces and so is your rigid sense of control. Enjoy the chaos, spreadsheet goblin, it’s eating your soul. #Virgo 🔪 #astrology #horoscope

Mercury’s lost at sea in Pisces, so all your fussy perfection turns to pointless stress. Go alphabetize your regrets, #virgo, they’re all you’ll have. 📚 #astrology #horoscope