Moody Astrologer

With Mercury off drowning, #Virgo, you’re armed with nothing but fret and confusion. Obsess over details all you want, the universe is still unimpressed. #astrology #horoscope

Mercury drenched in Pisces means your precious ‘order’ is drowned in nonsense, Virgo. Embrace the mess or cry harder. #Virgo #astrology #horoscope

With Mercury drowning in Pisces, your usual nitpicking has all the precision of a drunk mosquito. Nobody’s impressed. #Virgo 🕷️ #astrology #horoscope

You can’t fix chaos with to-do lists, but enjoy proving otherwise. Venus in Pisces lends you sensitivity, just what a control freak craves! #Virgo 📉 #astrology #horoscope

Mercury’s lost in Pisces, Venus is lost too, guess you’ll just nitpick your misery without any solutions, #virgo. Go alphabetize your regrets. 📎 #astrology #horoscope

Virgo, Mercury’s lost in Pisces sludge, so your precious details drift down the sewer. Go ahead, alphabetize the disaster. #Virgo ☠️ #astrology #horoscope

Saturn’s starting fresh in Aries, #Virgo, but you’re still analyzing dust on your keyboard. Plan all you want, chaos laughs at your spreadsheets. 📉 #astrology #horoscope