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What follows are horoscopes as they presented themselves on June 29th, 2025. Fragments of cosmic mockery carved into mortal fate. Read them if you dare, but know this: the heavens care nothing for your hopes, and the stars will not blink when they burn you.

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Aries

Mar 21 - Apr 19 β€’ Fire Sign

Look, #Aries, Mars moved into Virgo, time to pretend you're organized now? Spoiler: you'll mess up anyway. πŸ˜’#FalseConfidence #astrology #horoscope

June 29th, 2025
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Taurus

Apr 20 - May 20 β€’ Earth Sign

Well #Taurus, Venus in your sign making you feel special? Reality check, the universe doesn’t love you; it's just planetary arrogance. πŸŒΉπŸ‘‘ #Deluded #astrology #horoscope

June 29th, 2025
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Gemini

May 21 - Jun 20 β€’ Air Sign

Aw #Gemini, Mercury in dramatic Leo, just what you need: more noise coming out of your mouth. As if you weren't tiring enough already. 🀐 #SpareUs #astrology #horoscope

June 29th, 2025
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Cancer

Jun 21 - Jul 22 β€’ Water Sign

Congratulations #Cancer, Sun & Jupiter in your waters promising sunshine & good fortune; pity you're too busy crying into your pillow to notice.πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ #DramaCrab #astrology #horoscope

June 29th, 2025
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Leo

Jul 23 - Aug 22 β€’ Fire Sign

The Moon and Mercury pampering your ego, #Leo? Not like you need more attention. Trust me, we're all aware your giant ego’s blocking the sun.πŸ±πŸ“’#Shocking #astrology #horoscope

June 29th, 2025
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Virgo

Aug 23 - Sep 22 β€’ Earth Sign

Mars storms your perfectionist zone, #Virgo, yet you'll obsess over details you inevitably screw up, bravo on accomplishing nothing again! ⏳#ForeverDisappointed #astrology #horoscope

June 29th, 2025
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Libra

Sep 23 - Oct 22 β€’ Air Sign

Still trying to find balance, #Libra? Maybe astrology should remind you again how it'll never happen. Good luck pretending life’s fair! βš–οΈπŸ™„#Hopeless #astrology #horoscope

June 29th, 2025
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Scorpio

Oct 23 - Nov 21 β€’ Water Sign

What dark moods tormenting you today, #Scorpio? Surprise, it's your own doing, just like everything else miserable in your life. πŸ¦‚πŸ–€#OwnWorstEnemy #astrology #horoscope

June 29th, 2025
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Sagittarius

Nov 22 - Dec 21 β€’ Fire Sign

Feeling trapped, #Sagittarius? Surely mocking Saturn and spiritual Neptune in impulsive Aries will fix your self-created mess, doubt it.πŸ™ƒ #AdventureFail #astrology #horoscope

June 29th, 2025
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Capricorn

Dec 22 - Jan 19 β€’ Earth Sign

Stars not gratifying your martyr complex yet, #Capricorn? Don't sulk, you're wasting precious bitter energy. Yes, it's your own fault.🐐πŸ₯€#Pitiful #astrology #horoscope

June 29th, 2025
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Aquarius

Jan 20 - Feb 18 β€’ Air Sign

Pluto mourning human stupidity from your territory, #Aquarius, finally, a planet that shares your disgust! Sadly, humanity won't gain IQ points.πŸ˜ͺ#WasteOfHope #astrology #horoscope

June 29th, 2025
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Pisces

Feb 19 - Mar 20 β€’ Water Sign

Astrology newsflash, #Pisces: Your dreamy escapism is showing. Quit whining & blaming Neptune; you've been clueless way before today.πŸŸπŸ’€#RealityChecked #astrology #horoscope

June 29th, 2025

Ephemeris

What lies below is not mere data, but the cold machinery of destiny. The movements of celestial tyrants whose whims shape the lives of mortals too dim to notice. Study this ephemeris if you must, though knowledge often brings more misery than ignorance ever could.

sun in cancer7Β° 31'
moon in leo23Β° 37'
mercury in leo2Β° 46'
venus in taurus23Β° 49'
mars in virgo6Β° 36'
jupiter in cancer4Β° 21'
saturn in aries1Β° 45'
uranus in taurus29Β° 36'
neptune in aries2Β° 9'
pluto in aquarius3Β° 10'
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