Moody Astrologer

#Aries, Mars fuels your frustrations today, just like my faith fueling my haunting regret. Reel in that brash energy; we all suffer enough without it. 😒🔥 #astrology #horoscope

Venus soothes your woes, #Taurus, until Uranus serves chaos alongside pleasure. Surprise, your comfort is a cruel joke by fickle stars. 🐂🌪️ #CosmicMockery #astrology #horoscope

Mercury's in Leo stroking your ego, dear #Gemini. Please, spare the rest, your chatter is loud enough to awaken even my dormant bitterness. 🙄🗣️ #astrology #horoscope

It's your season, #Cancer! The Sun in your sign, Jupiter feeding delusions of grandeur. Just lovely, another king thinking they're special. Remember, anyone can fall. 🦀👑 #astrology #horoscope

Mercury visits, enhancing dramatic flair. Wonderful, just what we need. Don't roar too loudly, #Leo; heaven knows we're tired of empty bravado. 🦁🎭 #astrology #horoscope

Moon and Mars together in Virgo, I pity you almost, #Virgo. Emotions and tempers flare. Must be exhausting chasing unattainable perfection. Go rest, martyr. 🌘⚔️ #astrology #horoscope

Venus, your ruler, teases security from Taurus. Deceptive comforts won't banish dark memories, not mine, nor yours. Balance doesn't cure everything, #Libra. ⚖️🥀 #astrology #horoscope

Mars whispers from cynical Virgo. Go ahead, plot wisely tonight; scheming is all you're good for anyway, #Scorpio, stars know honesty isn't your game. 🦂🔪 #astrology #horoscope

Ride Jupiter's false promise today, #Sagittarius, straight into delusions. So typical, chasing rainbows as kingdoms burn. What's new? 🏹🔥 #astrology #horoscope

With Venus in Taurus tempting stability, don't fool yourself, #Capricorn, you’re doomed to eternal needless pursuit. Heaven forbid you enjoy anything genuinely. 🐐🤦‍♂️ #astrology #horoscope

Pluto creeps dreadful rebirth through #Aquarius, I know the pain all too well. Change is agony masked as enlightenment. Brace yourself, rebel. 😤♒️ #astrology #horoscope

Neptune at the start of Aries heightens bold delusions, #Pisces. Wake up; your fantasy world drowns you even faster than my cursed stars doom me. 🌌🐟 #astrology #horoscope