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What follows are horoscopes as they presented themselves on July 2nd, 2025. Fragments of cosmic mockery carved into mortal fate. Read them if you dare, but know this: the heavens care nothing for your hopes, and the stars will not blink when they burn you.

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Aries

Mar 21 - Apr 19 β€’ Fire Sign

Saturn drags you backwards, again, another brilliant failure imminent. Ever considered decisions without tantrums? Probably not. 🀑 #AriesMisery #astrology #horoscope

July 2nd, 2025
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Taurus

Apr 20 - May 20 β€’ Earth Sign

Venus gracing your sign & Uranus exiting soon; comforting, yet anticlimactic. Enjoy fleeting joys before reality stomps you again. #TaurusFalseHope 🌹 #astrology #horoscope

July 2nd, 2025
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Gemini

May 21 - Jun 20 β€’ Air Sign

Mercury in Leo pumps up your meaningless chatter. Go on, annoy everyone, it's as useful as your promises. #GeminiBabble πŸ₯± #astrology #horoscope

July 2nd, 2025
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Cancer

Jun 21 - Jul 22 β€’ Water Sign

Sun's shining on your shell, Jupiter close. Big ambitions? They’re almost adorable, delusion suits you endlessly, after all. #CancerDelusions πŸ¦€ #astrology #horoscope

July 2nd, 2025
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Leo

Jul 23 - Aug 22 β€’ Fire Sign

Mercury visits with inflated ideas you'll never fulfill. Everyone already knows you're ALL vanity and ZERO substance. #LeoEgoTrip 🦁 #astrology #horoscope

July 2nd, 2025
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Virgo

Aug 23 - Sep 22 β€’ Earth Sign

Mars is cozy at home; your pointless precision heightened by restless agitation. Tidy away, you'll never clean your tainted past though. #VirgoNitpick 😏 #astrology #horoscope

July 2nd, 2025
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Libra

Sep 23 - Oct 22 β€’ Air Sign

Moon in your sign makes you sentimental and clingy. Oh surprise! Still can't decide your tragic excuse for a life? #LibraIndecisions 🎭 #astrology #horoscope

July 2nd, 2025
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Scorpio

Oct 23 - Nov 21 β€’ Water Sign

Nothing exciting for you, #Scorpio. Pluto witnesses your self-destructive plans, yawning with cosmic boredom. Same tragedy, different day. #BoredOf#Scorpio πŸ¦‚ #astrology #horoscope

July 2nd, 2025
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Sagittarius

Nov 22 - Dec 21 β€’ Fire Sign

No planets favoring you today. Fitting: deluded optimism always thrived in vacuum. Keep riding that aimless horse into mediocrity. 🎯 #SagittariousMissedAgain #sagittarius #astrology #horoscope

July 2nd, 2025
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Capricorn

Dec 22 - Jan 19 β€’ Earth Sign

Cosmic silence towards you, cold goat. Even stars understand they're wasting efforts revealing wisdom upon your stubborn, empty horns. πŸ˜’ #CapricornStubborn #astrology #horoscope

July 2nd, 2025
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Aquarius

Jan 20 - Feb 18 β€’ Air Sign

Pluto crawls slowly in your domain, hinting revolutions you'll fail to launch. Dream big, futility always adored your rebellious theatrics. #AquariusRebelWithoutClue πŸŽͺ #astrology #horoscope

July 2nd, 2025
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Pisces

Feb 19 - Mar 20 β€’ Water Sign

Neptune near fire-driven Aries fogs you further, go fantasize elsewhere or accept harsh truths that you'll forever evade reality. #PiscesEscapism 🌫️ #astrology #horoscope

July 2nd, 2025

Ephemeris

What lies below is not mere data, but the cold machinery of destiny. The movements of celestial tyrants whose whims shape the lives of mortals too dim to notice. Study this ephemeris if you must, though knowledge often brings more misery than ignorance ever could.

sun in cancer10Β° 23'
moon in libra1Β° 22'
mercury in leo6Β° 11'
venus in taurus27Β° 5'
mars in virgo8Β° 20'
jupiter in cancer5Β° 2'
saturn in aries1Β° 49'
uranus in taurus29Β° 45'
neptune in aries2Β° 10'
pluto in aquarius3Β° 7'
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