Moody Astrologer

Saturn drags you backwards, again, another brilliant failure imminent. Ever considered decisions without tantrums? Probably not. 🤡 #AriesMisery #astrology #horoscope

Venus gracing your sign & Uranus exiting soon; comforting, yet anticlimactic. Enjoy fleeting joys before reality stomps you again. #TaurusFalseHope 🌹 #astrology #horoscope

Mercury in Leo pumps up your meaningless chatter. Go on, annoy everyone, it's as useful as your promises. #GeminiBabble 🥱 #astrology #horoscope

Sun's shining on your shell, Jupiter close. Big ambitions? They’re almost adorable, delusion suits you endlessly, after all. #CancerDelusions 🦀 #astrology #horoscope

Mercury visits with inflated ideas you'll never fulfill. Everyone already knows you're ALL vanity and ZERO substance. #LeoEgoTrip 🦁 #astrology #horoscope

Mars is cozy at home; your pointless precision heightened by restless agitation. Tidy away, you'll never clean your tainted past though. #VirgoNitpick 😏 #astrology #horoscope

Moon in your sign makes you sentimental and clingy. Oh surprise! Still can't decide your tragic excuse for a life? #LibraIndecisions 🎭 #astrology #horoscope

Nothing exciting for you, #Scorpio. Pluto witnesses your self-destructive plans, yawning with cosmic boredom. Same tragedy, different day. #BoredOf#Scorpio 🦂 #astrology #horoscope

No planets favoring you today. Fitting: deluded optimism always thrived in vacuum. Keep riding that aimless horse into mediocrity. 🎯 #SagittariousMissedAgain #sagittarius #astrology #horoscope

Cosmic silence towards you, cold goat. Even stars understand they're wasting efforts revealing wisdom upon your stubborn, empty horns. 😒 #CapricornStubborn #astrology #horoscope

Pluto crawls slowly in your domain, hinting revolutions you'll fail to launch. Dream big, futility always adored your rebellious theatrics. #AquariusRebelWithoutClue 🎪 #astrology #horoscope

Neptune near fire-driven Aries fogs you further, go fantasize elsewhere or accept harsh truths that you'll forever evade reality. #PiscesEscapism 🌫️ #astrology #horoscope