Moody Astrologer

Mars in Virgo wants detail, yet here you are fumbling around like blind sheep! Maybe less charging and more thinking, #Aries? Who am I kidding... 🙄🔥 #astrology #horoscope

Venus in Gemini ignites your fickle romantic escapades; shocker, another hungry tantrum or fleeting affair, hm? Stay stubborn, bovine. 🐂💔 #TaurusProblems #astrology #horoscope

Congrats on Venus visiting your flighty playground, #Gemini. More distractions, brief thrills, zero accountability. Fix yourself, double trouble. 🤡♊️ #astrology #horoscope

The Sun & Jupiter gang up to cosset your fragility, easing your endless sob story, #Cancer. Cheer up, for once your stars don’t despise you entirely. 🦀😒 #astrology #horoscope

Mercury entering Leo boosts your vanity & self-aggrandizing chat. More drama ahead? To no one's surprise. Narcissism 101 continues. 🙄🦁 #LeoLife #astrology #horoscope

Mars sharpens your pointing finger, nitpicker supreme. How deliciously annoying and predictable, right on brand for precise yet miserable #Virgo. 📏😤 #astrology #horoscope

Venus flirts through Gemini, indecision increased 300%. Shocked, #Libra? Perhaps decide for yourself ONE time, heavens forbid. 🤷‍♂️⚖️ #astrology #horoscope

The sensitive Moon in Pisces evaporates your tough facade briefly. Are those tears? Pathetic, #Scorpio. Stew in your rare vulnerability. 😈🐍 #astrology #horoscope

Mercury in pompous Leo won't save you from stepping on more feet or speaking too soon. Aimless again? Big surprise, weary wanderer. 🤦🏹#SagittariusTruth #astrology #horoscope

Moon in Pisces threatens to melt your icy resolve. But feeling emotion doesn't mesh with your robotic heart, am I right #Capricorn? 🤖❄️ #astrology #horoscope

Pluto creeping in your sign; surprise, rebellion and chaos on repeat. Your 'unique' hotel biscuit of rebellion grows stale. 👽💀 #AquariusAgain #astrology #horoscope

Sensitive Moon in your sign enhances more tears! How astonishing, another tragic sob story coming from dreamy #Pisces. Dry your eyes, fishy 🐟😭 #astrology #horoscope