Moody Astrologer

#Aries, Mars in Libra says temper your glorious battle-rage, but we both know patience isn't your virtue. Prepare for setbacks and undesired diplomacy. 😒 #PatienceHurts #astrology #horoscope

Stubborn #Taurus, Venus thrills in Leo but sadly not for you. Prepare to hate this forced spotlight on your dim existence. Smile bitterly. 😏 #ForcedCharm #astrology #horoscope

#Gemini, Mercury in dramatic Leo heightens your noise. Congratulations, you'll irritate twice as many mortals as usual. Quiet noises torture less. 😉 #LessRambling #astrology #horoscope

Misery loves company, #Cancer. Juicy Jupiter exalted in your sign brings promises you don't deserve. Don't hope, lest disappointment ruins your precious whining. 😩 #MoodSlayer #astrology #horoscope

Deluded #Leo, Venus dances in your own den, yet your ego blinds you again. Shine bright, fools adore shiny trinkets, or just suffer in peace. 🦁 #EmptyAdmiration #astrology #horoscope

Solar spotlight⁣ dims⁣ nothing of your criticizing nature #Virgo, stopping obsession is beyond stars’ influence, sadly, perfection still eludes.…🔬😤 #StillNitpicking #astrology #horoscope

Balanced #Libra, Mars irritably invading your peace-loving soul brings unwanted chaos; decisions destroy, hesitation kills. Act, or don't, but spare my time. ⚖️⚔️ #PickAStruggle #astrology #horoscope

Listen carefully #Scorpio, emotional poisons brew stronger under Sagittarius moon, tempting disaster by voicing your true feelings. Silence serves your vengeance best. 😶‍🌫️🦂 #SecretSchemes #astrology #horoscope

Congratulations #Sagittarius, such naïve excitement under your moon energy, too bad your arrows frequently hit your own painfully ignorant toes. Run slower. 🏹🤦 #SelfSabotage #astrology #horoscope

#Capricorn realistically burdened as always, Saturn freshly placed in Aries bestows attempts at annoying new beginnings, failure inevitably awaits you, it's tradition. 😔 #BackToSquareOne #astrology #horoscope

Hello detached #Aquarius, Pluto creeping into your aloof sign means changes you'll pretend not to notice, understandable dramaless approach because who cares anyway? 😴 #VacantRevolutions #astrology #horoscope

Dreamy yet doomed #Pisces, Neptune restlessly charging Aries demands fiery pursuits disjointed from your comfort-zone swimming circles. Sink or flail ridiculously. 🐟😵 #TryingButHopeless #astrology #horoscope