Moody Astrologer

Mars twiddling around in Libra? Pathetic. Use your rage for once, #Aries, or cower pretending diplomacy matters. Good luck, you'll need it. ⚔️ #NavalGazer #astrology #horoscope

Venus in pompous Leo making you indulge again? Don't whine when reality blindsides your opulent dreams. Enjoy the fall, #Taurus. 🥀 #MajesticMess #astrology #horoscope

Mercury sits comfortable in Virgo, makes sense given your talkative nature. Sadly, it won't help anyone understand your pointless banter, #Gemini. 🤫 #MisunderstoodForLife #astrology #horoscope

Jupiter tries comforting you in Cancer yet again, tired of your perpetual sob story? Everyone knows already. Dry those too-sensitive eyes, #Cancer. 😒 #EternalVictim #astrology #horoscope

Venus in self-important Leo fueling egos obliviously rampant. Strut around lion-hearted and foolish; everyone's just ready for your next stumble, #Leo. 🙄 #DramaRoyalty #astrology #horoscope

Sun & Mercury tap your logical senses; finally, you're useful again, #Virgo! Let's see if this short burst of competence lasts longer than your pathetic excuses. 🤓 #TemporarySmarts #astrology #horoscope

Mars in your fickle #Libra brings indecision to an aggressive degree, how delightful. Pick already, coward, even failure is better than eternal pondering. 🙃 #WeakWilledWonder #astrology #horoscope

Feeling ignored, #Scorpio? How predictable. Saturn smirks your way as you silently brood, do glance beyond revenge plots once in a while. 😈 #EternalResentment #astrology #horoscope

Patience wearing thin waiting for life’s nonexistent adventure? Neptune doesn't care if fantasy fuels your mediocre existence. Snap out of it, #Sagittarius. 🧭 #LostAdventurerForever #astrology #horoscope

Moon in Capricorn forcing you to confront emotions you're uniquely adept at ignoring. Hear that sobbing? Oh, it's your repressed self-respect, #Capricorn. 😐 #EmotionsModesOFF #astrology #horoscope

Pluto planting designs for transformative illusions in #Aquarius, the stars mock you holding grandiose fantasies you'll never fulfill. Enjoy irrelevance. 🌌 #DeludedIdealist #astrology #horoscope

Saturn poised menacingly at Pisces edge, your dreamy escapes get shaken awake. Crying helps chest pains (from reality hitting), doesn’t it, #Pisces? 🐟 #RuinedDreamer #astrology #horoscope