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Aries

Mar 21 - Apr 19 • Fire Sign

You're lead-footing through life again, #Aries? Mercury sharpens criticism in Virgo and Mars clashes emptily in Libra. Think before storming Rambo, wait, thinking isn't your thing.🔥#RunRecklessRun #astrology #horoscope

September 5th, 2025
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Taurus

Apr 20 - May 20 • Earth Sign

Venus basks vainly alongside you, #Taurus, you vain creature! Enjoy fleeting praise; Mars looms like a bitter ex ready to spoil things in Libra. Reality awaits.😒#VanityFare #astrology #horoscope

September 5th, 2025
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Gemini

May 21 - Jun 20 • Air Sign

Uranus is meddling inside your cozy space, #Gemini. Surprise mess imminent. Moon in Aquarius being smug doesn't help either. Fluttery words won't fix disaster.🤡#ChaosIncoming #astrology #horoscope

September 5th, 2025
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Cancer

Jun 21 - Jul 22 • Water Sign

Feeling lucky, #Cancer? Jupiter in your whiny embrace promises gifts, but Mars squabbles lazily from Libra. Enjoy sweets now; they'll turn sour soon enough.🍬#TemporaryJoyRide #astrology #horoscope

September 5th, 2025
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Leo

Jul 23 - Aug 22 • Fire Sign

Venus makes you believe you're regal, #Leo. Wake up! Saturn finishing Pisces signals sombre awakening from your ego trip. Extra drama won't earn audience this round.🎭#CurtainCall #astrology #horoscope

September 5th, 2025
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Virgo

Aug 23 - Sep 22 • Earth Sign

Sun and Mercury in your turf make you more annoyingly meticulous than usual, #Virgo. Congrats, you've perfected nagging; friends smartly vanish. Alone again, naturally.🤓#LonelyAndLovinIt #astrology #horoscope

September 5th, 2025
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Libra

Sep 23 - Oct 22 • Air Sign

With Mars strutting cluelessly through your sign, #Libra, indecision peaks. Deserved headaches ahead. Toss another excuse out, let chaos reign prominent as ever. ⚖️😵‍💫#UnbalancedAF #astrology #horoscope

September 5th, 2025
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Scorpio

Oct 23 - Nov 21 • Water Sign

Feeling morose today, #Scorpio? Pluto newly moody in Aquarius beckons fresh internal turmoil. Sharpen those stinger barbs, friends will love your brooding, surely.🦂#darknessprevails #astrology #horoscope

September 5th, 2025
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Sagittarius

Nov 22 - Dec 21 • Fire Sign

Restless Sag, Neptune in Aries blatantly promises shiny mirages ahead. Forward you gallop to… disappointment! Which impossibility tempts you lately?🏹😴#ChaseWindmillsAgain #sagittarius #astrology #horoscope

September 5th, 2025
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Capricorn

Dec 22 - Jan 19 • Earth Sign

Saturn lingers hesitantly after boring Pisces journey, just leave already. Heavy vibes incoming but when don't you court extra gloom, #Capricorn? Bleak suits you, enjoy!🐐🌧#ComfortablyMelancholic #astrology #horoscope

September 5th, 2025
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Aquarius

Jan 20 - Feb 18 • Air Sign

Moon and Pluto sulk bitterly together in your sign, Sagittarius laughing at you too. Next existential crisis incoming in 3..2..1. Congratulations ambassador misery goth-mode unlocked!🌚😈#ThatsSo#Aquarius #astrology #horoscope

September 5th, 2025
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Pisces

Feb 19 - Mar 20 • Water Sign

Saturn sluggishly exits your sign complain-less lately, #Pisces. Brief cosmic respite allows dramas temporary closure. Don't let serenity fool you, dramatization returns shortly. 🐟😒#DramaAddict #astrology #horoscope

September 5th, 2025
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