Moody Astrologer

Pluto just crept in, #Aquarius, hope you enjoy cosmic nihilism. Go on, rebel harder. The universe isn’t watching and neither am I. 🛰️ #astrology #horoscope

Pluto’s here, Aquarius. Revolutionary? Please. You’re just sulking online. Collapse a system, oh wait, that’s your Wi-Fi. #Aquarius 💻 #astrology #horoscope

Pluto crawls into Aquarius. Revolutionary? Please. All you’ll overthrow is your own group chat. Enjoy your edgy opinions, alone. #Aquarius 🧠 #astrology #horoscope

Pluto whispers rebellion, #Aquarius, but all you'll manage is posting tweets no one will read. Your originality is invisible. Go back to lurking. 🕳️ #astrology #horoscope

Pluto just crashed in. So, #Aquarius, your rebellious streak? Meet inexorable cosmic disinterest. You’re the revolution, nobody RSVPs. #astrology #horoscope

Pluto’s sniffing at your door, #Aquarius, but nobody cares about your ‘innovations.’ You’re less ‘ahead of your time’ and more ‘forgotten by it.’ #astrology #horoscope

Aquarius, Pluto skulks into your sign. Time for your personality to get even weirder. Hope you enjoy talking to yourself, everyone else already quit. #Aquarius 👽 #astrology #horoscope