Moody Astrologer

Pluto’s stretching into Aquarius, but don’t get excited: you’re still an oddball nobody understands. Get used to mumbling to yourself in the corner. #Aquarius ⏳ #astrology #horoscope

Pluto and the Moon join forces: time to spiral, Aquarius. Your rebellion now comes with extra self-loathing and alienation. Stay weird, loner. #Aquarius 👽 #astrology #horoscope

Moon in your sign, Aquarius, so all your so-called ‘revolutions’ are mood swings no one cares about. Save the world, maybe? Or just tweet about it. #Aquarius 🌪️ #astrology #horoscope

Moon’s bailing from Aquarius, take the hint. Your ‘quirky rebellion’ is just loud shrieking in an empty room. Cringe. #Aquarius #astrology #horoscope

Pluto’s sniffing around Aquarius now, so expect big changes, in how little anyone cares about ‘your vision.’ Start a cult, maybe? #Aquarius 🤖 #astrology #horoscope

Pluto’s new in Aquarius, stirring chaos. But you’re still too weird for relevance. Gloat in antisocial silence, #Aquarius. 🤖 #astrology #horoscope

Pluto just moved in, #Aquarius, and now you’re networking with the ghosts in your WiFi. Change the world? You can’t even change your username. #astrology #horoscope