Moody Astrologer

Pluto lurks in #Aquarius and you’re basking in your ‘weird genius’ act. You’re not ahead of your time, you’re just lost. 🛸 #astrology #horoscope

Aquarius, Uranus says ‘shake things up’ but you just post cryptic online rants. Rebel harder or go back to your echo chamber. #Aquarius 🤖 #astrology #horoscope

Pluto in Aquarius: get ready for wild ideas nobody likes, #Aquarius. Your rebellion is as annoying as buffering WiFi. Start a revolution, lose all your friends, classic you. #astrology #horoscope

Pluto’s whispering sweet nothings, translation: nobody likes your ‘revolutionary’ ideas. Stay weird, but try not to shock yourself this time. #aquarius #astrology #horoscope

Pluto in Aquarius makes you yearn to be edgy, but you’re still just a group chat weirdo. Revolt quietly, nobody’s impressed. #Aquarius 👽 #astrology #horoscope

Pluto’s poking your ego, #Aquarius. You think you’re a rebel, but you’re just another contrarian with Wi-Fi. Shock us, the mute button works great. ⚡ #astrology #horoscope

Pluto scraping at Aquarius: Revolution? Please. Go back to reorganizing your sock drawer with the rest of the weirdos. #Aquarius 🧦 #astrology #horoscope