Moody Astrologer

Uranus in Gemini thinks you’re quirky, but everyone’s tired of your rebellious TED talks. Saturn in Pisces says feel something, anything. Try human, just for kicks. #aquarius 💧 #astrology #horoscope

Uranus is bored with you, Pluto’s unimpressed. Revel in that ‘original’ idea, Aquarius, someone on TikTok did it better. #Aquarius 🤡 #astrology #horoscope

Pluto’s sniffing around, but rebellion needs brains. Go invent a new way to annoy your friends, your last revolution got you ghosted. #Aquarius 💧 #astrology #horoscope

Moon and Pluto hold court in your sign, #Aquarius. Prepare for self-important epiphanies no one cares about. Go ahead, revolutionize something, maybe start with your personality. 🤖 #astrology #horoscope

Moon + Pluto in your sign. Congratulations on becoming a tornado of weird. Everybody’s tired of pretending your mess is ‘quirky.’ #aquarius 🌀 #astrology #horoscope

Pluto in Aquarius, #Aquarius, and you’re insufferably ‘unique.’ Prepare to bore friends with another revolution, delusion is not innovation. ⚡️ #astrology #horoscope

Pluto’s tapping at your brain, #Aquarius, and you’re spiraling into crackpot theories instead of saying 'I don’t know.' Admit it: you love being wrong loudly. #astrology #horoscope