Moody Astrologer

Pluto says rebel, but you’re just an off-script NPC. Dream big, disappoint bigger. Don’t worry, no one’s watching. #Aquarius 🧊 #astrology #horoscope

Pluto’s vacationing in your sign, but don’t hope for transformation, your weirdness is immune to change. #Aquarius: The revolution called, it hung up in confusion. #astrology #horoscope

With Pluto poking your sign, you’ll try to ‘revolutionize’ life. More likely, you’ll bore everyone with weird rants. Again. #Aquarius 🤖 #astrology #horoscope

Pluto mutters in your sign but no one’s impressed by your rebellion, #Aquarius. Shock us, innovate, yawn. You’re less mad scientist, more cranky IT guy. #astrology #horoscope

Pluto whispers rebellion, Aquarius, but you’re too busy tweeting bad takes. The revolution called, asked you to sit this one out. #aquarius 💻 #astrology #horoscope

Aquarius, Pluto’s at your doorstep but you’re too busy ‘innovating’ nothing. Sit down. The revolution passed while you were doomscrolling. #Aquarius 🤡 #astrology #horoscope

Pluto says ‘reinvent!’ You’ll just end up as weird as before, but lonelier. #aquarius, the revolution is stuck buffering. 🛸 #astrology #horoscope