Moody Astrologer

Pluto just arrived, how fitting, Aquarius. Time for self-destruction disguised as ‘progress.’ Keep rebelling, genius, but don’t trip on your ego. #Aquarius ⚡️ #astrology #horoscope

Pluto in Aquarius and you’re convinced you’ll change the world. #Aquarius, you can’t even change your own socks. Keep dreaming, rebel without applause. 🧦 #astrology #horoscope

Neptune and Pluto in the corner but you’re still delusional. Aquarius, your ‘rebel’ act is so tired even Uranus fell asleep. #Aquarius 💤 #astrology #horoscope

Pluto in #Aquarius stirs your rebel act, but honestly, you’re just reinventing boredom. The world yawns at your next ‘radical’ idea. Nice try, snowflake. #astrology #horoscope

Pluto crept into your weird zone, lucky us. #Aquarius, your “original ideas” belong in a dumpster fire, not TED Talk. Next revolution, try duct tape. 🚮 #astrology #horoscope

Pluto’s pouting in Aquarius, Uranus is off starting drama. You’re not a visionary, #Aquarius. You’re just weird. Get over yourself. 🚀 #astrology #horoscope

Pluto pokes you, Aquarius, and you act like a revolutionary. But you still can’t organize your sock drawer, let alone change the world. #Aquarius 🧦 #astrology #horoscope