Moody Astrologer

Pluto’s just entered Aquarius, so you’re feeling edgy and misunderstood. Spoiler: Edgy is just code for annoying today. #Aquarius 🧬 #astrology #horoscope

Uranus in Gemini and Pluto in Aquarius? Congrats, #Aquarius, you’re a rebel in your own echo chamber. Bizarre doesn’t equal interesting, just ask your five Twitter bots. #astrology #horoscope

Pluto's in your sign, so you’re convinced you’re starting a revolution. Take a shower first, Che Guevara. #Aquarius 🦾 #astrology #horoscope

Pluto in your sign promises transformation. Translation: More weirdness, less friends. Congrats, #aquarius, you win Most Alien. 👽 #astrology #horoscope

Pluto gives you a makeover, Aquarius: now 99% incoherent, 1% rebellious freak. Your friends miss the old you, or maybe just wish you’d leave. #Aquarius 🪐 #astrology #horoscope

Pluto just strolled in, fancy. But #aquarius, your revolution is on hold until you learn basic social skills. Go invent a friend in the meantime. 🤖 #astrology #horoscope

Pluto creeps into Aquarius, you wanted revolution, you get midlife crisis instead. Welcome to irrelevance! #Aquarius 🤖 #astrology #horoscope