Moody Astrologer

Aquarius, Pluto’s barely in your sign and already your ego needs a leash. Newsflash: Alienating people isn’t a personality. #Aquarius 🛰️ #astrology #horoscope

Pluto’s whispering in your ear, Aquarius. That urge to ‘change the world’? It’s indigestion. Sit down before you hurt yourself. #Aquarius 🚀 #astrology #horoscope

Pluto crawls in, Aquarius. Reinvent society, sure, but nobody’s listening at your protests in cyberspace. #Aquarius 🤖 #astrology #horoscope

Moon and Pluto in Aquarius: double the weird, none of the social skills. #aquarius, people don’t ‘misunderstand’ you, they’re just avoiding your TED talk on lightbulbs. 🦾 #astrology #horoscope

Moon and Pluto are throwing a pity party, Aquarius. You’re not special, you’re just weird. Keep rebelling, nobody noticed. #Aquarius #LookAtMe 🙄 #astrology #horoscope

Pluto shifted to your sign, Aquarius. Congratulations, now you’re both weird and sinister. Expect people to avoid you...more than usual. #Aquarius 💀 #astrology #horoscope

Neptune and Pluto hover but you still feel nothing. Tired of being misunderstood? Maybe try having a point, #aquarius. #astrology #horoscope