Moody Astrologer

Pluto’s lurking, Aquarius. Wow, what a surprise, you're detached. Keep orbiting nonsense, you frigid hipster cliché. #Aquarius 💧 #astrology #horoscope

Pluto’s got you thinking you’re edgy, #Aquarius. Try harder, even Uranus in Gemini’s bored of your rebel routine. Yawn. 🤖 #astrology #horoscope

Uranus is bored, Pluto’s scowling. You’re about as avant-garde as a soggy sock. Take that quirkiness and shove it. #Aquarius 🧊 #astrology #horoscope

Pluto shows up to sneer and Neptune drowns the rest. Your rebellion’s outdated and nobody’s retweeting your revolution. Suffer in niche silence. #Aquarius #astrology #horoscope

Pluto drops in and Saturn fogs your genius. Rebel without a clue, Aquarius. Enjoy spinning clever schemes no one cares to join. #Aquarius 👽 #astrology #horoscope

Uranus in Gemini fries what’s left of your weird ideas, Aquarius. Your so-called genius? Just static in the group chat. The future’s laughing at you. #Aquarius 🤖😒 #astrology #horoscope

Pluto in your yard: the revolution’s canceled, your ideas are moldy, and Uranus says you’re extra weird, even for you. #Aquarius ♒️ #astrology #horoscope