Moody Astrologer

Pluto’s moving in, Aquarius, so your rebellion will feel like a toddler's tantrum. Change the world? You can’t change your socks. #Aquarius 👽 #astrology #horoscope

Pluto pokes Aquarius, so expect existential dread and another failed revolution. Don’t worry, nobody’s listening anyway. #Aquarius 🌀 #astrology #horoscope

Aquarius, Pluto’s new in town and already sick of your quirk parade. You’re not the revolution, you’re the punchline. #Aquarius 🪐 #astrology #horoscope

Pluto tiptoes into your sign, Aquarius. Enjoy your existential crisis, like you needed more excuses to act tortured and misunderstood. #Aquarius 🤡 #astrology #horoscope

Pluto twitches in your sign, get ready to ruin everyone’s good time with your genius… again. Watch as people flee your ‘enlightenment’ like it’s contagious. #Aquarius 💀 #astrology #horoscope

Pluto creeps into your sign, bringing that inevitable existential dread you mistake for enlightenment. Please, spare us your TED Talk. #Aquarius ⚡ #astrology #horoscope

Pluto starts you off with delusions of rebellion. Newsflash: your quirky is boring. Join a cult for once. #aquarius 🧊 #astrology #horoscope