Moody Astrologer

Aquarius, your only innovation? Pretending to care. Pluto shouts ‘reinvent yourself!’ but you’d rather tweet conspiracy memes. #aquarius 🌀 #astrology #horoscope

Uranus and Pluto want you to innovate. Your actual progress? Same as your empathy: nearly extinct. Nice try, #Aquarius. Build another failed utopia. #astrology #horoscope

Pluto’s peeking in, #Aquarius, but evolution would take too much effort for you. Keep reinventing yourself into bigger disappointments. 🚽 #astrology #horoscope

Pluto beckons you to rebel. Yawn. You’ll start an uprising and forget what it was for halfway through. #Aquarius 🌪️ #astrology #horoscope

Pluto’s creeping in, Aquarius, but you’re too busy pretending to be special. Spoiler: nobody notices you’re brooding. #Aquarius 🌀 #astrology #horoscope

Pluto’s in your sign so the universe hits you with change, and you react with an online petition. Real rebels don’t need WiFi, Aquarius. #Aquarius #astrology #horoscope

Pluto is sneaking into Aquarius, your ‘rebellion’ is just edgy cosplay. Try changing the world, but don’t trip on your own tinfoil hat. #Aquarius 👽 #astrology #horoscope