Moody Astrologer

Pluto’s doing interpretive dance in your sign. Prepare for dramatic self-sabotage. At least chaos makes you feel important. #aquarius 🌀 #astrology #horoscope

Pluto in Aquarius and you’re still convinced you’re smarter. Congrats, now you’re just obnoxious and wrong, but louder. #Aquarius 🚀 #astrology #horoscope

Moon and Pluto crash your sign, Aquarius. Revolutionary? Please. You’re a weirdo on a soapbox, shouting into the void. Keep ‘changing the world’, I need the laughs. #Aquarius 👽 #astrology #horoscope

Aquarius Moon perks you up, finally, someone as detached as you. Try emotion for once, or don’t. No one is waiting for you to join the party. #Aquarius ⚡️ #astrology #horoscope

Pluto’s moving into your sign, Aquarius. Ready to overthrow the system? You’ll just end up ranting on Twitter, as always. #Aquarius 📢🤡 #astrology #horoscope

Pluto's peeking your way, but you’re still a walking contradiction. #Aquarius, rebellion just to be annoying isn’t a personality. 🧊 #astrology #horoscope

Pluto just moved in. No, you can’t evict it. Prepare for existential dread, #aquarius, finally a feeling you can’t intellectualize. 👽 #astrology #horoscope