Moody Astrologer

Pluto knocked, Aquarius, but nobody home, just weird ideas. Rebel against the obvious, achieve nothing. At least you’re original. #aquarius 👽 #astrology #horoscope

Pluto just checked in, time for another ‘rebellious’ phase, Aquarius. Cool story, but you’ll quit halfway and call it a revolution. #Aquarius 🤖 #astrology #horoscope

Pluto entering Aquarius? Oops, #aquarius, your entire vibe is now ‘trying too hard to be edgy.’ If rebellion was a hairstyle, yours is a bowl cut. Stop before you start an ironic cult. #astrology #horoscope

Pluto pokes at Aquarius, so naturally you’ll obsess over some doomed revolution. The future isn’t bright, and neither are you. #Aquarius 👽 #astrology #horoscope

Pluto baby-steps into your sign. Think you’re a changemaker? Please. You’re as edgy as a rubber spoon. #Aquarius #astrology #horoscope

Pluto whispers ‘transformation,’ but you’re too busy acting smug to notice. Keep rebelling, rebel, no one’s impressed. #Aquarius 👽 #astrology #horoscope

With Pluto barely waking up in your sign, Aquarius, you’re at peak weirdo. No one cares about your ‘innovations.’ Try acting human. #Aquarius 🛸 #astrology #horoscope