Moody Astrologer

Saturn and Pluto are closing in. Your weirdness isn’t unique, it’s exhausting. Build a robot to listen to your rants, #aquarius. 🤖 #astrology #horoscope

Pluto sneaks into Aquarius, but don’t get excited, you’re still weird, still ignored. Try starting a cult. It couldn’t get any lonelier. #Aquarius 💧 #astrology #horoscope

Pluto in Aquarius means everyone expects transformation. What’s new? You’re still weird, but now it’s just exhausting. Innovate boredom, why don’t you. #Aquarius 🛸 #astrology #horoscope

The only thing rebellious about you, #Aquarius, is your inability to shut up about your quirks. Pluto’s here, enjoy your irrelevant identity crisis. 🫧 #astrology #horoscope

Pluto creeping in Aquarius: You think you’re revolutionary? Please. You’d riot if it trended, then post about it. #Aquarius 🤖 #astrology #horoscope

Pluto just peeked in, #Aquarius, and still couldn't care less about your ‘vision.’ Rebellion is dull when it’s just whining for internet points. #TryHard #astrology #horoscope

Pluto is bored in your sign, #aquarius. No revolution coming, just your cold takes and endless ranting. Humanity asked for innovation, not your weird manifesto. 🚮 #astrology #horoscope