Moody Astrologer

Pluto tiptoes in, Aquarius, but no one notices, they’re too busy blocking your rants. Embrace irrelevance, trendsetter, even your rebellion’s passé. #Aquarius ⚡️ #astrology #horoscope

Pluto’s poking you, Aquarius. Your big idea’s still a fantasy, only now with more existential crisis. Tweet your pain, maybe it’ll trend. #aquarius ⚡️ #astrology #horoscope

Pluto peeks into Aquarius: cue the revolution. Too bad nobody wants to join your revolution of one. Scream into the ether, #Aquarius. #astrology #horoscope

Pluto’s creeping in, #Aquarius: time for another reinvention no one asked for! Try being tolerable for once instead. #astrology #horoscope

Pluto’s just started haunting your sign, Aquarius. Enjoy being a misfit among freaks, edgy, isolated, yet desperate for attention. Keep broadcasting static. #Aquarius #astrology #horoscope

#Aquarius, with Pluto and Saturn lurking, you’re less visionary, more conspiracy theorist. Wrap yourself in tinfoil and call it a throne. 👽 #astrology #horoscope

#Aquarius, Pluto begs for a revolution but you can’t even find your sock. Rebel harder, maybe one day someone will notice you aren’t just cosplaying detachment. 🧦 #astrology #horoscope