Moody Astrologer

Hey #Aries, nice try pretending you’re unstoppable. With Mars hog-tied by Capricorn, your "bravery" today is just reckless stupidity. Go ahead, pick the fight, see how quickly you lose. 🪓 #astrology #horoscope

All the Capricorn in the sky and you still can't finish what you start? Impressive mediocrity. Try again? Or just nap. #Aries 🥱 #astrology #horoscope

Mercury, Moon, and Venus in Aquarius? Every door’s locked to your dull ideas, #Aries. Bark louder, nobody’s listening. Try shouting at a brick wall, it's less judgmental than your peers. 🧊 #astrology #horoscope

Aries. All that Aquarius energy today and still you’re just a toddler with a lighter. Go ahead, trip over your own ego again. #Aries 💥 #astrology #horoscope

Hope you like disappointment, nothing’s going your way. Mars moved on, and so should you. Maybe buy a helmet? You’ll need it. #Aries 🥀 #astrology #horoscope

Congrats, Aries. Moon’s fry-pan glare cooks your temper to an all-time high. Throw a tantrum and call it leadership. The #Aries method: charge, regret, repeat. 🔥 #astrology #horoscope

Look, Moon’s shining on you, Aries. That explains the emotional constipation and toddler tantrums. Maybe try NOT setting fire to every problem today. #Aries 💥 #astrology #horoscope