Moody Astrologer

Congrats, Aries: Everyone’s more emotional than usual, but you’re still too dense to notice. Go ahead, charge in, Mars in Scorpio ensures you’ll bulldoze feelings, including your own. #Aries 🧱 #astrology #horoscope

Venus crawls into Libra and you look desperate for approval. But no, #Aries, nobody's clapping for your tantrum. Find a new trick or stay in your padded, self-obsessed corner. 🥱 #astrology #horoscope

Your ego’s on fire, but so is your stupidity, blaming everyone but yourself for that mess. Congrats, #Aries: top spot in the ‘Runs Headlong Into Disaster’ Olympics. 🧨 #astrology #horoscope

Congrats, #Aries! While your plans burn, Moon in Leo gives you the subtlety of a berserker in ballet. Maybe try not charging headfirst into your own demise today. 🐏 #astrology #horoscope

Moon choking your fire, Mars sulking in Scorpio. Try not to implode today, #Aries, no one wants your volcanic tantrums all over their shoes. 0% charm, 100% chaos. 🧨 #astrology #horoscope

Sun's kissing Libra while your dreams get trashed by Virgo Moon. Think before you leap? Nah, just trip over your ego again. #Aries, king of faceplants. 🧨 #astrology #horoscope

Hey #Aries, keep charging at brick walls, Mars in Scorpio means even your head is tired of being your weapon. Ever tried thinking? Never mind, too advanced. 🧱 #astrology #horoscope