Moody Astrologer

Congrats, Aries. The Moon and Venus are in Libra, so today your charm falls flat and your temper fizzles. Try not to trip over your own heroic illusions. #Aries 🥀 #astrology #horoscope

Congrats, #Aries: your ego’s tender and your logic’s dead. Moon and Venus in Libra mean nobody’s admiring your tantrum, again. Pout harder, maybe someone will care. 🚫🔥 #astrology #horoscope

Mars festers in Scorpio, yes, that rage is normal. You'll pick another pointless fight, lose again, and blame literally everyone but yourself. Try therapy instead of tantrums. #Aries 🥊 #astrology #horoscope

Look, Mars is swimming with the Scorpio sharks. Go pick fights you can’t win, #aries. This week’s luck: slammed doors and singed eyebrows. 🚪🔥 #astrology #horoscope

The Scorpio swarm’s licking at your heels, Aries. You never shut up, but today’s silence would be a mercy. Mars says fight, but you’re still losing. Go charge a brick wall. #AriesFail 🧨 #astrology #horoscope

Scorpio Sun, Scorpio Mars, volatile soup. Turn the rage down or light yourself on fire, #aries. If drama burned calories, you’d be an Olympian. 🧨 #astrology #horoscope

Hope you enjoy fumbling through chaos, Aries. Mars in Scorpio says try not to set yourself on fire with your own ego. #Aries 🪓 #astrology #horoscope