Moody Astrologer

Congrats, Aries. You’re more impulsive than a caffeine-addicted squirrel. Don’t blame Mars in Scorpio for your bad decisions, blame your inability to think. #Aries 🦂 #astrology #horoscope

Moon's in Capricorn, your big bold plans meet a wall. Ram harder, head emptier! Go ahead, charge. The universe snacks on bruised egos like yours. #Aries 🐏 #astrology #horoscope

Congrats, #Aries: Scorpio Mars has you all bark, no bite. Charge in, then trip over your own ego. Try not to scorch your eyebrows off. 🥊 #astrology #horoscope

Moon in Aquarius says try thinking before you explode, but we all know subtlety isn’t your brand. Enjoy bulldozing friends today, #aries, you’ll lose them, but hey, you never cared anyway. 🐏 #astrology #horoscope

Try not to set your life on fire today, Aries. No, seriously, Mars is prowling and you’re one burst of stupidity from burning it all down. Put the matches down. #Aries #DumbAndDumber 🔥 #astrology #horoscope

The Moon’s wallowing in Pisces and you, Aries, are allergic to introspection. Go ahead, fist-fight your feelings. Spoiler: You’ll lose. #Aries 🤦‍♂️ #astrology #horoscope

So Mars is hiding in Scorpio and you’re all bark, no brain. Try not to ruin everything today, #aries, you will, but try. 🔥 #astrology #horoscope