Moody Astrologer

Moon's in your corner, Aries, so you'll mistake mania for motivation. Run headfirst into disaster, you love injuries almost as much as you love yourself. #Aries 🤕 #astrology #horoscope

Congratulations, #Aries: your Moon’s tantrum is visible from space. Try not to combust with self-importance today, leave some oxygen for the rest of us. 🧨 #astrology #horoscope

Moon crashes your ego, Mars sets your fuse. Congrats: today you’ll start a fight, lose, and whine on the way home. Your brand. #Aries 💥 #astrology #horoscope

Mars in Sagittarius lights a fire under you, too bad it's just gas. Swing, miss, repeat. Not even your failures are interesting. #Aries 🚩 #astrology #horoscope

Congrats, Aries, the Moon in Gemini gifts you a new superpower: talking yourself into disasters. Maybe next time ask your brain for directions first. #Aries 🐏 #astrology #horoscope

Trying to outrun your own mess again, Aries? Mercury in Sagittarius says talk fast, lie faster, and trip over your own ego. You’ll lose, spectacularly. #Aries 🏃‍♂️🔥 #astrology #horoscope

Still sprinting into disaster? Mars and Mercury mock your life choices. Try thinking before you smash, but hey, losing spectacularly is your #Aries brand. 🏴‍☠️ #astrology #horoscope