Moody Astrologer

Congrats, #Aries, Moon's got you crying over spilled milk while Mars shoves you headfirst into regrettable decisions. Charge ahead! Straight into a wall, obviously. 🐏 #astrology #horoscope

Moon roars in Leo, but you’re still a sheep in wolf’s skin. Go ahead, charge, into another embarrassing failure. Sprinkle some #Aries on your delusions. 🦁 #astrology #horoscope

Congrats, Aries: Moon’s pride and Mars’s bravado combine, making you 10% lion, 90% reckless headbutt. You’ll charge in, wreck things, and call it leadership. #Aries 🦏 #astrology #horoscope

Mars & Mercury huddle in Sagittarius, but you’ll still run mouth-first into disaster, Aries. Your ‘bravery’ is really just poor impulse control. Trip, stumble, repeat. #Aries 🤦‍♂️ #astrology #horoscope

Moon’s nitpicking and Mars in clown mode, your temper tantrums are even less effective than usual today. Bellow, stomp, accomplish nothing. You’re the toddler of the zodiac. #Aries 🔥 #astrology #horoscope

Moon's in Virgo, so you're extra irritable, hard to tell the difference. Mercury in Sagittarius helps you run your mouth and achieve Olympic levels of stupidity. Try thinking. On second thought, don't. #Aries 🥊 #astrology #horoscope

Go on, start another doomed fight, Moon in Libra ensures you’ll lose the argument and your dignity. Even Mars pities you. #aries 🥊 #astrology #horoscope