Moody Astrologer

Congrats, #Aries. The airheads are in charge, so your blaze burns out like a wet match. Mars is bored, you're bored, and everyone else stopped pretending to care. Run along and break something harmless. 🪤 #astrology #horoscope

Congratulations, #aries: Everyone's ignoring you, and for once, you actually deserve it. All that Aquarius energy? Go ahead and scream into the void. The void has better things to listen to. 🔥 #astrology #horoscope

Congrats, Aries! Mars says charge, but your cosmic playmates are all airheads today. Try not to throw a toddler fit when nobody notices your genius. #Aries 😡 #astrology #horoscope

Congratulations, #Aries: your head is empty and your heart is colder than Aquarius Venus. Good luck starting anything when nobody cares what you want. Maybe run into a wall. Again. 🧱 #astrology #horoscope

Everyone’s brain is fried, but you’re still sprinting. Moon in Libra laughs at your flailing. Trip on your own ego and blame the stars, classic #Aries. 🚧 #astrology #horoscope

Moon in Libra. You want balance? Hilarious. You'd punch harmony in the face and call it progress. Keep charging, #Aries, you’ll still trip over your own ego. ⚔️ #astrology #horoscope

Dream bigger, Aries. Or at least try thinking, since Neptune just gave you the brain fog of a headless chicken. Delusional confidence suits you. #Aries 🥊 #astrology #horoscope