Moody Astrologer

Capricorn overload: emotions? LOL, what are those? #Cancer, go ahead, try to cry, your own Moon can't hear you, buried under a mountain of responsibilities. 🦀 #astrology #horoscope

Jupiter wants to hug you, Cancer, but Capricorn’s got you busy stress eating and doomscrolling. Go hide in your shell, you weren’t made for reality checks. #Cancer 🦀 #astrology #horoscope

Jupiter opposite the Sun: nobody’s here to coddle you, #cancer. Clutch your teddy bear tighter and fake a sense of optimism while the universe steamrolls your feelings. 🦀 #astrology #horoscope

Jupiter’s making you weep harder than usual, #Cancer. Hope you like drowning in your own puddle of self-pity, because nobody else will save you. 🦀🫧 #astrology #horoscope

Jupiter says ‘grow,’ but with all this Capricorn, it’s more like ‘shrink, whine, repeat.’ Go ahead and sulk, Cancer, you’ll just drown in your own tears. #Cancer #astrology #horoscope

Congratulations, #Cancer! Jupiter’s pushing you to feel... more! Everyone loves a soggy mess, right? Drown everyone else in your desperate nostalgia. #astrology #horoscope

The Moon’s hosting a drama marathon, too bad your tears aren’t ratings gold. #Cancer, try harder if you want sympathy, you soggy towel. 🦀 #CryMeARiver #astrology #horoscope