Moody Astrologer

Jupiter fakes blessing you, #cancer, but even a lucky break couldn’t fix your melodrama. Cry into your shell, no one’s watching. 🦀 #astrology #horoscope

Cancer, Moon in Scorpio has you one sad tear away from a full-blown emotional hostage situation. No, we’re not coming to your pity party. #CancerCries 🦀 #astrology #horoscope

Cancer, Jupiter wants you emotional, but you're already a soggy sponge. Moon in Sagittarius? Go ahead, cry, then run from responsibility. Mother of the year, right? #Cancer 🦀 #astrology #horoscope

Jupiter's bloated in your sign, but all this Capricorn action steamrolls your feelings. Newsflash: the world doesn’t care. #Cancer 🦀 #astrology #horoscope

Cancer, Jupiter's in your sign but nobody's throwing you a pity party. Stay in your shell, it's cozier than facing another day with those soggy emotions. #Cancer 🦀 #astrology #horoscope

Moon’s home in drab Capricorn, Cancer, so you’re extra weepy and useless. Go ahead, drown your friends in your tears. They’re already annoyed. #Cancer 🦀 #astrology #horoscope

Moon’s in Capricorn, #Cancer. You’re a crab forced to march in formation. Good luck feeling anything except emotionally constipated. Pinch yourself awake. 🦀 #astrology #horoscope