Moody Astrologer

Wounded crab, #Cancer, the Moon’s fled to Aquarius, so feelings are ice-cold and nobody’s in the mood to hug your drama. Save your tears for later, they’ll freeze before anyone notices. 🧊 #astrology #horoscope

Jupiter in Cancer and yet your mood swings could drown a Navy. Your shell's not armor, it's a dunk tank. #Cancer 🦀 #astrology #horoscope

Mars abandoned you for Capricorn, but Jupiter’s still here inflating your feelings. Congratulations, #Cancer, today you’re the emotional equivalent of a leaky pool toy. 🦀 #astrology #horoscope

Cancer, Moon in Pisces has you extra soggy today. Grab a tissue, crybaby, your tears won’t drown your mediocrity. #Cancer 🦀 #astrology #horoscope

Moon in Pisces: extra weepy. Saturn throws shade. Go ahead, brace for the pity party nobody RSVPed to. Even your tears are bored. #Cancer 🌧️ #astrology #horoscope

Jupiter’s drowning you in feels, Cancer. Emotional flood incoming! Try not to sob on your shell, nobody’s lifeguard for your self-pity pool. #Cancer #astrology #horoscope

Jupiter’s swelling your moody little shell, Cancer. No, nobody wants to hear about your feelings. Grow up or crawl back under your rock. #Cancer 🦀 #astrology #horoscope