Moody Astrologer

Jupiter in Cancer fluffs up your feelings bigger than your ego. Mars in Scorpio: everyone sees when you sulk. Build yourself a shell annex for your drama. #cancer 🦀 #astrology #horoscope

Moon in Capricorn? Feelings on ice, Cancer. Cry all you like, nobody’s mopping the puddle. Collect yourself or drown in your own whimpering. #Cancer 🌧️ #astrology #horoscope

Moon in Capricorn: your feelings are colder than your relatives’ greetings. Try not to sulk when nobody cares about your latest emotional meltdown. #Cancer 🦀 #astrology #horoscope

Poor #Cancer, Jupiter pumps up your feelings like a leaky balloon, but no one wants your mood swings. Maybe try lurking in your shell until you’re bearable. 🦀 #astrology #horoscope

Moon in Aquarius? Emotional detachment’s the flavor. Congrats, Cancer, you finally feel nothing, like everyone else wishes you would. #cancer ❄️ #astrology #horoscope

#Cancer, with Jupiter in your sign and everyone tired of your feelings, you’ll cry at commercials and expect a parade. Go hug a rock. 🌊 #astrology #horoscope

Moon swamps are open, #Cancer! Enjoy crying into your cereal while nobody cares. Your feelings have more drama than a failed soap audition. 🦀 #astrology #horoscope