Moody Astrologer

Jupiter’s bloated in Cancer while Moon weeps in Pisces. That flood of feelings? No one asked. Mop up your salty puddle. #Cancer 🌧️ #astrology #horoscope

Moon’s flirting with Aries so you’re even more unstable than usual. Prepare your emotional sandbag barricades, #Cancer. Nobody wants tickets to your self-pity parade, not even you. #astrology #horoscope

Jupiter’s making everything bigger, like your talent for melodrama. Try less weeping, more doing. Or just crawl back under your shell. #Cancer 🦀 #astrology #horoscope