Moody Astrologer

Moon and Jupiter inflating your feels, Cancer. Cry about it, really, we’d all love to drown in your salty tsunami. Again. #Cancer 🌊 #astrology #horoscope

Moon and Jupiter in Cancer: emotional tidal wave, population you. #Cancer, no one wants a bath in your feelings, so put a cork in it and whine less. #astrology #horoscope

Moon’s strutting in Leo, so you’ll overreact even more than usual. Your feelings aren’t the center of the universe. Shocking, I know. #Cancer #astrology #horoscope

Moon’s in Leo, now you crave attention even harder. Sorry, #Cancer, sympathy’s out of stock. Maybe cry into your own drama for once. 🦀 #astrology #horoscope

Jupiter in your soggy little shell but Moon’s off in Virgo, scrubbing your feelings. #Cancer, you’ll never be clean, so stop crying and start plotting revenge. 🦀 #astrology #horoscope

Jupiter’s weeping in Cancer and Moon’s sulking in Virgo. No, your feelings still aren’t valid. Your tears water nothing. Build a bridge, #Cancer, and drown under it. 🌧️ #astrology #horoscope

Moon in Virgo brought out your worst: needy, whiny, and still pretending you're deep. Spoiler: you're a puddle, not an ocean. #Cancer 🦀 #astrology #horoscope