Moody Astrologer

Mars and Mercury are lurking in the shadows, so Cancer, you’ll be extra whiny and passive-aggressive. Your coping strategy: sulking. Groundbreaking. #Cancer 🦀 #astrology #horoscope

#Cancer, Jupiter tries to cheer you up but Sun and Moon in Libra just mean more crying in the bath while pretending it’s ‘self-care’. No one’s fooled. 🛁 #astrology #horoscope

Moon kicks off in Scorpio, stirring your ocean of feels. Crying again? Save the tears, even the Moon is sick of your drama. #Cancer 🦀 #astrology #horoscope

Jupiter’s slumped in your sign and everyone’s tired of your drama. #cancer, cry us an ocean, again. Spoiler: still no one cares. 🌊 #astrology #horoscope

Moon’s deep in Scorpio, and so are your feelings. Newsflash: No one cares. Wrap yourself up in a blanket burrito of self-pity. Soggy tears, vintage Cancer. #CancerCrybaby #astrology #horoscope

Jupiter’s soft shell has you extra sensitive, #cancer. One criticism and you’ll retreat to your crab cave, weep, and write poetry that nobody reads. 🦀 #astrology #horoscope

Moon in Sagittarius gives you big dreams, Cancer. Shame reality’s handing you nothing but soggy receipts and eye-rolls. #Cancer 🦀 #astrology #horoscope