Moody Astrologer

Cancer, Jupiter wants to bless you, but you’d just sob about it anyway. Go ahead, cry in the tub. That’s your great cosmic achievement today. #Cancer 🦀 #astrology #horoscope

Moon's cold in Capricorn, Jupiter's smothering you in Cancer. Congratulations: your feelings are a disaster zone. Stay home, pout, repeat. #Cancer 🦀 #astrology #horoscope

Moon in Capricorn makes empathy illegal, #Cancer. Feelings on lockdown, tears sold separately. Cling to your shell, nobody else cares. #astrology #horoscope

Jupiter in Cancer amplifies your feels. Expect to cry over a sandwich. Again. Get a grip, #cancer, or at least get some tissues. The Moon is mocking you right now. 🦀 #astrology #horoscope

Moon's gone cold in Aquarius. Cancer, your emotions are on ice, and so is everyone’s patience. Clingy + aloof = a real treat. #Cancer #CryMeARiver 🦀 #astrology #horoscope

Jupiter’s in your sign, Cancer. Don’t get inspired, you’ll just cry harder about something pointless. Soggy, sentimental, stunningly annoying. #Cancer 🙄 #astrology #horoscope

Moon in Pisces soaks up drama, you’re extra weepy and useless, #cancer. Go cry to your plants, maybe they’ll care. 🌧️ #astrology #horoscope